Get your nogg on
Each year 50% of Aussie necks depart the summer season burnt as a Bunnings banger. This is a result of the hatting crisis that's consumed the Aussie battler since day dot.
Some pelican tried hanging corks. Noggans give you the legionnaire hat. Confucius once said a protective hat can't be sexy - we say otherwise.
Combining the latest in slip slop slap technology with the aesthetic appeal of Russell Coight, our legionnaires'll tickle the fancy of any turkeys you try to take home.
This summer, there's only one way to stop your neck peeling like a Banana in Beirut.
Get your Nogg on.